Thick Hat
Thick Hat
Thick Hat

Thick Hat

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Wearing this hat is the easiest action you can take to becoming a physical FREAKSHOW. If you believe it, you can achieve it! Remind yourself you’re a THICK organism that lives and breathes hoisting, hefting, and heaving…IT’S A MINDSET! Forget your thinking cap, put on you THICKing cap

Put on Your THICKing Cap

Eric Bugenhagen aka Dr Density has spent months in the laboratory perfecting this article of fashionable headwear. This is due to the nature that the hat is one of the most symbolic pieces of horse cockery. If worn forwards, it allows one to lock in and achieve laser focus by blocking out peripheral vision thus allowing one to eliminate visuals of any surrounding pencilnecks therefore achieving bigger pumps and stength PRs. If worn backwards, it directly promulgates that you are getting serious and need 100% optical stimulation to horse the heaviest of loads. Bugenhagen hand selected the comfiest of fits and fabrics for this hat, which allows one to get down and dirty yet still remain cozy on the cranial location of the skeleton.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 56 reviews.

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After opening my package I was astonished by the high quality of the products. The hat seems very robust and I love the fitting. But not only is this piece of equipment the perfect way to adorn your dome with but as I wear it I want to live up to it. Its like a legendary piece of loot, ingrained with the unbreakable spirit of Dr.Density himself. A perfect way to deliver the way of the mindset to the globe

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Rick, the Frick I love it so much. The zippers are so smooth on the Fanny pack, and it's the best hat I ever had in my life. Thank you so much, bro. Hope to meet you someday. I love the hat, especially the mindset part. Love you God bless you, brother. I watch you every day and you make me laugh. Big time. You got a great sense of humor. God bless you, mama and baby girl. Of course, all the animals I will keep horse cocking. Sixty nine, but people don't believe it.I've been at it forty years straight, start off power lifting💪😎💪

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I wear this hat everyday, already adding another to the mix. Ramp up the horsecockery with some behind the head shoulder press

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LOVE this hat! Evening wearing to work as as the gym for several days now. No sweat stains yet. Very comfortable and just looks cool as frick!

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Bought one of everything and it has helped me keep that horsecockery mindset while I hoist heavy loads and hit PR's with gusto loudly in my gym.

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Delivery was correctly tracked and date was as promised. Bought it for myself for Christmas gift as I'm a blue collar working man who rarely spends money on myself. Fits perfect and doesn't make your head to hot while straining and horse cocking hundreds of pounds of raw iron. Love the brand and what Rick de la stick stands for. Will definetly buy other products in the future. Also came with some free samples of the best preworkout insanity in the world. Be a man. Buy the stuff. And lift insane loads.

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THICK!!!💪💪💪 AS!!!!! FRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🐎🐓

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Love the hat! Good quality and very thick brim. I'm still getting the brim shaped perfect. I have a small/medium head and it fits great.

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Shipped and arrived super fast. Rad hat.

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This cap fits my rotond melon of a head and always puts me in the mindset when I wear it, couldn't ask for more.

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New favorite hat! Great fit, great design, and gives me an ideal to work towards while lifting... getting freaking THICK AS FRICK! I love it, keep up the chookery!

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Great build quality, plenty of room for a bulbous head, shipped faster than Doctor Density pausing a youtube fitness video to begin a 20 minute rant!

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great hat fits excellent with glasses

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One of the few hats I actually enjoy wearing. Fit is good and looks awesome. Stitch quality is on point. But let's be honest this hat is a billboard to let everyone in the gym know oh snap the Horse is in the stable, prepare to bare witness to my girth and bulbous body. Great reminder that you gotta give it that 10/10 enthusiasm, lift heavy and live strong.

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Great hat! Wish it was a little bigger though!

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Great hat gets lots of stares and I dig it

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Immediate empowerment of the mindset as soon as you put that thing on.

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Felt thick as frick

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Put it on and could suddenly horse cock any weight I touched! Would buy again

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Great hat!

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Acquired this specimen of a hat for my brother. Glancing upon it I realize I need one for myself. THICK as FRICK

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Loved the hat, excellent craftsmanship. It was a gift for my cousin, the thickest man I know. Now he can horse, heave, heft, and hoist with extreme gusto and look good doing it. Thank you Eric for being THE TOP CHOOK.

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Love the look but for my big headed fellas beware, it is on the smaller side. Doesn't fit perfectly for ME, but might for you. Only johnny pencilnecks hate this hat.

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THICKING cap arrived expeditiously in perfect condition with a complimentary packet of delicious edge of insanity

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Great quality. Looking amazing 👌

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My bros gf loves the horseconk on the side

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The best

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It looks great but is too small for my huge head. If you ever do a run of premium, fitted hats, I'd 100% buy again.

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RAISED MY TEST LEVELS BY 100

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Came super quick … and it was ROTUND and SUCCULENT… just like I expected it to be!

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Awesome hat!!! Wear this hat everywhere, whether I'm pumping iron ,pumping gas, or my wife, the hat gives me that extra boost I need and reminds everyone who looks at me of who I am..... A thick daddy...... Thanks brother!!!

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Love the hat! Great quality and love the thick material. Very straight lines in stitching as well.

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Doesn't fit my thick as frick head, but the mindset added 20lbs to all my lifts when I clipped it to my rack!!!

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Feeling thicker just wearing it! Any pencil neck would crumble wearing this beast of a hat

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Great quality! Having a hard time finding anything else to put on my head.

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Great looking hat. Very solidly built and I've already received compliments on the stunning graphics.

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This hat is fricken succulent and fits perfect.

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Great hat, shipping on time, no clomplaints here👍

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It’s a mindset

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