Put on Your THICKing Cap
Eric Bugenhagen aka Dr Density has spent months in the laboratory perfecting this article of fashionable headwear. This is due to the nature that the hat is one of the most symbolic pieces of horse cockery. If worn forwards, it allows one to lock in and achieve laser focus by blocking out peripheral vision thus allowing one to eliminate visuals of any surrounding pencilnecks therefore achieving bigger pumps and stength PRs. If worn backwards, it directly promulgates that you are getting serious and need 100% optical stimulation to horse the heaviest of loads. Bugenhagen hand selected the comfiest of fits and fabrics for this hat, which allows one to get down and dirty yet still remain cozy on the cranial location of the skeleton.
