THE HORSINATOR
An homage to the 2nd greatest action movie of all time. Second only to CONAN THE BARBARIAN. The design envisioned by Prof. Girth aka Dr Density aka Judas Del Hagen aka Eric Bugenhagen fka Rick Boogs NOW also known as American Gladiator’s THE BULL. Brought to life by artist James Olin. Notice the detail is PRISTINE! While The Terminator’s sunglasses say CSM-101, which stands for Cyberdyne Systems Model 101, THE HORSINATOR’S glasses contain HSM-101, which stands for Horsecockery Systems Model 101. This is a one of a kind LIMITED DROP shirt so show respect to ARNOLD HORSENEGGER!
Thick Pump Cover
Imagine, living in a world where your muscles are voluptuous and engorged 24 seven. Unfortunately, that’s just a mere fantasy. The reality is we live in a realm where our bodies are stringy, flimsy, and flaccid without a pernicious pump…BEHOLD! The Band-Aid to cover our wounds of reality! The Thick as Frick pump cover will hide your limbs from the naked eye while at the same time, allowing you to comfortably reach engorgement and bulbousity!
Thick as Frick…it’s a lifestyle
After countless years of his audience demanding merchandise, Eric Bugenhagen, once known as Rick Boogs, now known as Dr Density has mustered up the cojones to officially launch THICK AS FRICK! This fanny pack proudly proclaims to planet Earth that not only are you salivating to heave tremendous loads, you’re here to get stout and sculpted, strapping and sturdy, husky and hulking, hefty and herculean and downright THICK AS FRICK!”
Retro Pump Cover for New Age Mass
Cover humiliating human limbs until you reach jaw dropping and absurd horse-like girth with this throwback homage to classic HEAVINESS!