You’ve reached the point in life where mild displays of girth simply won’t cut it anymore.
So commit fully to grotesque levels of horsecockery and proudly boast the Thick as Frick Bundle! This is not just a keychain. This is not just a pack of stickers.
This is a multi-platform campaign of anti-pencilneck dominance. First, you’ve got the Thick as Frick horsecock keychain. A proud, bulbous badge that rides with you everywhere your keys go…which, if you think about it, is basically everywhere you go.
Let’s face it… one sticker is never enough.
The Thick as Frick sticker collection isn’t just decoration—it’s a pernicious public proclamation of horsecockery, a glorious symbol of bulbous strength, and a permanent reminder that you have pledged allegiance to acts of EXTREME horsecockery!
Carry your horsecockery everywhere with the Thick as Frick keychain!
A bold badge of hoisting, hefting, and heaving HUMUNGOUS loads. Whether it’s on your keys, backpack, or wallet, it’s a daily reminder that you’re unapologetically part of a movement that celebrates bulbous displays of anti-pencilneckery.
New Horse Force Pump Cover
The shirt says it all! Parental Advisory..this horsecock is THICK AS FRICK and has pledged allegiance to acts of EXTREME horsecockery! Join the HORSE FORCE or get the FRICK out!
Pump Club Shirt
Eric Bugenhagen aka Mr Sizzle went back to the drawing board to reinvent the Thick as Frick imagery. While the original horsecock design was nearly flawless, it missed out on one very important element…the utter domination of pencil necks!
