Horse Force Pump Cover

New Design

$36.99

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100% Cotton

Machine wash cold

Tumble dry low

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HORSE FORCE is a double entendre:

A) You don’t just lift weight like any jabroni pencilneck. Rather, you explosively hoist, heft, and heave mega loads with extreme aggression and unadulterated ferocity, otherwise known as HORSE FORCE
B) You have sworn an oath to battle the pencilneck shittery destroying our society. You promise to bring immense gusto to every rep of every set, forming a foundational commitment to all things horsecockery. YOU are a respected member of the HORSE FORCE!