Thick As Frick Fanny Pack

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There is video evidence that Eric Bugenhagen (aka Sticky Ricky aka Rick Boogs) has been an avid advocate of the fanny pack (aka power sack) for many years now. Due to his tremendous amount of experience strapped up with the satchel, he knows a thing or two about a quality sack. Behold, the first THICK AS FRICK power satchel, which features the iconic horsecock specimen hoisting his dumbbells with tremendous gusto to achieve that peak freak bicep pump! Now you too can lug around boatloads of fig bars and delicious intra workout treats to attain eye blowing bulbous mass!

Thick as Frick…it’s a lifestyle

After countless years of his audience demanding merchandise, Eric Bugenhagen, once known as Rick Boogs, now known as Dr Density has mustered up the cojones to officially launch THICK AS FRICK! This fanny pack proudly proclaims to planet Earth that not only are you salivating to heave tremendous loads, you’re here to get stout and sculpted, strapping and sturdy, husky and hulking, hefty and herculean and downright THICK AS FRICK!”