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Imagine, living in a world where your muscles are voluptuous and engorged 24 seven. Unfortunately, that’s just a mere fantasy. The reality is we live in a realm where our bodies are stringy, flimsy, and flaccid without a pernicious pump…BEHOLD! The Band-Aid to cover our wounds of reality! The Thick as Frick pump cover will hide your limbs from the naked eye while at the same time, allowing you to comfortably reach engorgement and bulbousity!
Cover Your Pump
Cover humiliating low-diameter limbs until you reach voluminous girth with this ULTRA high quality sleek pump cover! Now Available In SEVEN different colors!
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 219 reviews.
hoisting humongous loads has never been any easier
This is the most high quality pump cover in my possession. The voluptuous bulbousness of the pump is unmatched. I will definitely be collecting more colours
Pencil neck stats here 5’5” at 140 lbs so I ordered a small but I have no doubt that this shirt will make me dense, succulent, striated, and stacked. Absolutely love the fit! 🐴🐔
Fits well and can feel the quality - stitching and material.
Customer Service also responsive and helpful when I requesting to change delivery address to my son- in -law because I wanted him to share in the experience after I received mine. Highly recommended!
The second I put this shirt on, I swear my entire body recalibrated... I suddenly looked thicker, felt girthier, and my beard filled out into a full-fledged THICKET of face fleece. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, my voice dropped a full octave. I now officially have the deepest voice at my gym. We are feelin’ Thick As Frick! 10/10 will definitely be buying more.
Came across Sticky Ricky one day and from then on was a dense, diced, destroyer of iron. Have to thank Dr. Density for this perfection of a pump cover and most importantly, the lessons on YouTube.
Fantastic shirt. Sturdy material and very comfortable
Helped me feel thick enough to push past pain for a post injury log press PR.
Can't recommend this enough
This shirt is top chook level awesome. Thick and durable, but extremely comfy and soft. Perfect for catching a fat juicy pump in but also lounging around the house. I’m in that weird zone of wearing XLs and 2XLs so was sweating buckets on which to buy…. I’m 6’3 230lbs, 18.25” arms, 36” waist, not stacked like Ricky, ended up with the XL. Fits perfectly for an oversized shirt. Will probably snag a few more!
My brother used to be a Shrimpy Susan but with the inclusion of this kicking A' pump cover and some advantageous tips and treats he's now a bonafide Stocky Stallion.
Shirt feels like it’s made out of a unicorns skin, I almost didn’t even want to wear it it’s so nice. Super cozy kept my pump nice and warm and covered. My first real oversized shirt and I loved it.
Holy buckets! This shirt will amp up your horsepower and you’ll become a true horsecock. On a more serious note, it is super comfy and the material feels worth the money. The size is perfect for me. I am 220lbs and 5”10 and got the XL. I would buy more in the future.
First thing I noticed was the signed photo of a horse in a gym that now has a home on a wall in my house. Additionally, some pre-workout that turned me into an absolute monstrosity the other day in the gym.
Fast-forward to one I unfolded the armor. Impeccable quality. The collars Thick and sturdy. The texturizing with the print was 10 out of 10 and the quality of the fabric itself. I knew right away was built to house, jacked stacked succulent and dense individuals who love to horse Heave and hoist weight.
After the first wash, it felt like the shirt somehow even got softer With no shrinkage. What a top-notch situation you’ve curated. 10 out of 10 holy buckets, I would buy another and especially now since it comes in green!
Saw an opportunity to financially support the great spirit guide of horsecockery who has given me such vigorous instruction and did so gladly. Fits great, love the tight fit on the neck which really makes my sleep apnea apparent to those around me. ERIC when will more black ones be in, I would totally buy another in that color.
Great shirt. Instantly made me horse around serious loads with this shirt. It makes me look 10x more rotundas and clearly distinguishes me from the Johnny Pencil Necks
This pump cover helped me hoist massive loads out of the ocean. The voluptuous fabric kept my bulbous muscles covered just enough to keep the woman off of me while I was at work!!
This is the most high quality pump cover in my possession. The voluptuous bulbousness of the pump is unmatched. I will definitely be collecting more colours
Pencil neck stats here 5’5” at 140 lbs so I ordered a small but I have no doubt that this shirt will make me dense, succulent, striated, and stacked. Absolutely love the fit! 🐴🐔
Fits well and can feel the quality - stitching and material.
Customer Service also responsive and helpful when I requesting to change delivery address to my son- in -law because I wanted him to share in the experience after I received mine. Highly recommended!
The second I put this shirt on, I swear my entire body recalibrated... I suddenly looked thicker, felt girthier, and my beard filled out into a full-fledged THICKET of face fleece. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, my voice dropped a full octave. I now officially have the deepest voice at my gym. We are feelin’ Thick As Frick! 10/10 will definitely be buying more.
Came across Sticky Ricky one day and from then on was a dense, diced, destroyer of iron. Have to thank Dr. Density for this perfection of a pump cover and most importantly, the lessons on YouTube.
Fantastic shirt. Sturdy material and very comfortable
Helped me feel thick enough to push past pain for a post injury log press PR.
Can't recommend this enough
This shirt is top chook level awesome. Thick and durable, but extremely comfy and soft. Perfect for catching a fat juicy pump in but also lounging around the house. I’m in that weird zone of wearing XLs and 2XLs so was sweating buckets on which to buy…. I’m 6’3 230lbs, 18.25” arms, 36” waist, not stacked like Ricky, ended up with the XL. Fits perfectly for an oversized shirt. Will probably snag a few more!
My brother used to be a Shrimpy Susan but with the inclusion of this kicking A' pump cover and some advantageous tips and treats he's now a bonafide Stocky Stallion.
Shirt feels like it’s made out of a unicorns skin, I almost didn’t even want to wear it it’s so nice. Super cozy kept my pump nice and warm and covered. My first real oversized shirt and I loved it.
Holy buckets! This shirt will amp up your horsepower and you’ll become a true horsecock. On a more serious note, it is super comfy and the material feels worth the money. The size is perfect for me. I am 220lbs and 5”10 and got the XL. I would buy more in the future.
First thing I noticed was the signed photo of a horse in a gym that now has a home on a wall in my house. Additionally, some pre-workout that turned me into an absolute monstrosity the other day in the gym.
Fast-forward to one I unfolded the armor. Impeccable quality. The collars Thick and sturdy. The texturizing with the print was 10 out of 10 and the quality of the fabric itself. I knew right away was built to house, jacked stacked succulent and dense individuals who love to horse Heave and hoist weight.
After the first wash, it felt like the shirt somehow even got softer With no shrinkage. What a top-notch situation you’ve curated. 10 out of 10 holy buckets, I would buy another and especially now since it comes in green!
Saw an opportunity to financially support the great spirit guide of horsecockery who has given me such vigorous instruction and did so gladly. Fits great, love the tight fit on the neck which really makes my sleep apnea apparent to those around me. ERIC when will more black ones be in, I would totally buy another in that color.
Great shirt. Instantly made me horse around serious loads with this shirt. It makes me look 10x more rotundas and clearly distinguishes me from the Johnny Pencil Necks
This pump cover helped me hoist massive loads out of the ocean. The voluptuous fabric kept my bulbous muscles covered just enough to keep the woman off of me while I was at work!!
