Pump Club Shirt
Pump Club Shirt
Pump Club Shirt
Pump Club Shirt
Pump Club Shirt

Pump Club Shirt

Regular price$32.99
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Points of Measurements (Inches)

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Chest 16 18 20 22 24 26 28
Body Length (HPS) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33

100% Cotton

Machine Wash Cold

Tumble Dry Low

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Eric Bugenhagen aka Mr Sizzle went back to the drawing board to reinvent the Thick as Frick imagery. While the original horsecock design was nearly flawless, it missed out on one very important element…the utter domination of pencil necks!

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 64 reviews.

Customer photo review of Pump Club Shirt

Fast shipping! Great quality shirt can’t wait for the pump cover to get restocked.

Pump Club Shirt

Customer photo review of Pump Club Shirt

What can I say, motivates me and helps me break through plateus hitting PR's anytime I can with gusto!

Pump Club Shirt

Customer photo review of Pump Club Shirt

If you’re looking to show off those thick, bulbous gains on a daily basis, look no further than the THICK AS FRICK shirt. Taken on an intense hiking trip in Northern Michigan, it fared many mountains, lakes and treacherous forests of ultimate horsecockery. Perfect shirt to show off in front of underprepared outdoorsy pencil necks.

Pump Club Shirt

Customer photo review of Pump Club Shirt

All right fellas, another banger from the Doc of Density fashion line. The Pump Club shirt has quality up the wazoo, you can bet your buns you’ll be satisfied with your purchase. Here I am wearing mine while sucking down a half gallon of horse milk. Thanks again Ricky, looking forward to future products.

Pump Club Shirt

Ordered Large. Great fitting shirt. Size and cut is on the money. Sleeves are just right to show off the fruits of your labor without being constricting.

Pump Club Shirt

This shirt fits perfectly and is ridiculously comfortable. Immediate PRs when you wear this

Pump Club Shirt

Great shirt. Easy ordering experience. Doesn’t fit pencil necks.

Pump Club Shirt

Shirt fits as expected and feels great! Definitely love the graphics too!

Pump Club Shirt

Great experience. Fast shipping. Looking extra jacked and stacked.

Pump Club Shirt

Banger! Wouldn’t expect anything less!

Pump Club Shirt

My Deadlift went up 20 % while wearing this shirt, would recommend

Pump Club Shirt

100% organic, MINDSET! Super comfy and looks great! Will definitely be keeping my eye on el Rick de la sticks merch in the future. Love from Wisconsin

Pump Club Shirt

Hubby loved his birthday gift! The shirt fit perfectly and arrived quickly.

Pump Club Shirt

My pump was thicker and more rotund than ever leaving pencilnecks in awe at the gym and in public. My ability to horse heft heave and hoist massive loads increased exponentially with the time spent in this shirt.

Pump Club Shirt

Holy buckets, this shirt will make you horse cock some heavy loads. Added bonus of some Edge of Insanity samples were appreciated.

Pump Club Shirt

Amazing shirt! Comfortable and fits perfect.

Pump Club Shirt

Makes me look jacked

Pump Club Shirt

Peter Pencilneck here, I can say with the utmost enthusiasm that the Thick As Frick shirt fits like a DREAM. I wore it to the gym and proceeded to horse modest loads.

Pump Club Shirt

You guys were great to deal with! Had a couple problems with shipping but you definitely made it right. Thank you!

Pump Club Shirt

Love the shirt makes my bulbous girth burst and make pencilnecks shake in their boots while hoist up some heavy weights and show off that I'm a true horsecockery man!

Pump Club Shirt

Great quality bf loved it

Pump Club Shirt

My son follows you and thinks you're amazing!!! He will love this tee!!!

Pump Club Shirt

I’m a pencil neck, so I ordered a DOUBLE X L version of this amazing piece of artwork. Wearing a shirt 2 sizes bigger gives the illusion that I have BULBOUS, SUCCULENT, musculature while I’m working out at my community gym full of little old ladies. Nothing better than HORSE COCKING the 50’s and having the 75 year old grandmom’s tell ya how much GUSTO you’re exuding while you get ROTUND. You know what I’m sayin ?

Pump Club Shirt

Great shirt for getting a massive pump in and stretching it to it's absolute limit. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . In a few years.

Pump Club Shirt

Love my new "Thick as Frick" shirt! Quality material that showed up in a timely manner. Thank you Dr. Density!

Pump Club Shirt

Like the shirt. Was delivered quickly. Would like to see another color option.

Pump Club Shirt

Jacked, stacked, succulent and dense

Pump Club Shirt

I can now horse HUGE LOADS

Pump Club Shirt

The shirt is high quality and looks and feels great. I still look pretty bulbous even though I'm dealing with shoulder issues. Will send picture when I buy my second shirt and am stacked and jacked

Pump Club Shirt

These guys don't fool Round shipping was fast and product is really nice. Would definitely recommend and will be ordering again. Thanks.

Pump Club Shirt

This shirt added 30 lbs to my deadlift PR

Pump Club Shirt

My sleep apnea has never been more on display than when I’m wearing this shirt

Pump Club Shirt

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 64 reviews.

Customer photo review of Pump Club Shirt

Fast shipping! Great quality shirt can’t wait for the pump cover to get restocked.

Pump Club Shirt

Customer photo review of Pump Club Shirt

What can I say, motivates me and helps me break through plateus hitting PR's anytime I can with gusto!

Pump Club Shirt

Customer photo review of Pump Club Shirt

If you’re looking to show off those thick, bulbous gains on a daily basis, look no further than the THICK AS FRICK shirt. Taken on an intense hiking trip in Northern Michigan, it fared many mountains, lakes and treacherous forests of ultimate horsecockery. Perfect shirt to show off in front of underprepared outdoorsy pencil necks.

Pump Club Shirt

Customer photo review of Pump Club Shirt

All right fellas, another banger from the Doc of Density fashion line. The Pump Club shirt has quality up the wazoo, you can bet your buns you’ll be satisfied with your purchase. Here I am wearing mine while sucking down a half gallon of horse milk. Thanks again Ricky, looking forward to future products.

Pump Club Shirt

Ordered Large. Great fitting shirt. Size and cut is on the money. Sleeves are just right to show off the fruits of your labor without being constricting.

Pump Club Shirt

This shirt fits perfectly and is ridiculously comfortable. Immediate PRs when you wear this

Pump Club Shirt

Great shirt. Easy ordering experience. Doesn’t fit pencil necks.

Pump Club Shirt

Shirt fits as expected and feels great! Definitely love the graphics too!

Pump Club Shirt

Great experience. Fast shipping. Looking extra jacked and stacked.

Pump Club Shirt

Banger! Wouldn’t expect anything less!

Pump Club Shirt

My Deadlift went up 20 % while wearing this shirt, would recommend

Pump Club Shirt

100% organic, MINDSET! Super comfy and looks great! Will definitely be keeping my eye on el Rick de la sticks merch in the future. Love from Wisconsin

Pump Club Shirt

Hubby loved his birthday gift! The shirt fit perfectly and arrived quickly.

Pump Club Shirt

My pump was thicker and more rotund than ever leaving pencilnecks in awe at the gym and in public. My ability to horse heft heave and hoist massive loads increased exponentially with the time spent in this shirt.

Pump Club Shirt

Holy buckets, this shirt will make you horse cock some heavy loads. Added bonus of some Edge of Insanity samples were appreciated.

Pump Club Shirt

Amazing shirt! Comfortable and fits perfect.

Pump Club Shirt

Makes me look jacked

Pump Club Shirt

Peter Pencilneck here, I can say with the utmost enthusiasm that the Thick As Frick shirt fits like a DREAM. I wore it to the gym and proceeded to horse modest loads.

Pump Club Shirt

You guys were great to deal with! Had a couple problems with shipping but you definitely made it right. Thank you!

Pump Club Shirt

Love the shirt makes my bulbous girth burst and make pencilnecks shake in their boots while hoist up some heavy weights and show off that I'm a true horsecockery man!

Pump Club Shirt

Great quality bf loved it

Pump Club Shirt

My son follows you and thinks you're amazing!!! He will love this tee!!!

Pump Club Shirt

I’m a pencil neck, so I ordered a DOUBLE X L version of this amazing piece of artwork. Wearing a shirt 2 sizes bigger gives the illusion that I have BULBOUS, SUCCULENT, musculature while I’m working out at my community gym full of little old ladies. Nothing better than HORSE COCKING the 50’s and having the 75 year old grandmom’s tell ya how much GUSTO you’re exuding while you get ROTUND. You know what I’m sayin ?

Pump Club Shirt

Great shirt for getting a massive pump in and stretching it to it's absolute limit. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . In a few years.

Pump Club Shirt

Love my new "Thick as Frick" shirt! Quality material that showed up in a timely manner. Thank you Dr. Density!

Pump Club Shirt

Like the shirt. Was delivered quickly. Would like to see another color option.

Pump Club Shirt

Jacked, stacked, succulent and dense

Pump Club Shirt

I can now horse HUGE LOADS

Pump Club Shirt

The shirt is high quality and looks and feels great. I still look pretty bulbous even though I'm dealing with shoulder issues. Will send picture when I buy my second shirt and am stacked and jacked

Pump Club Shirt

These guys don't fool Round shipping was fast and product is really nice. Would definitely recommend and will be ordering again. Thanks.

Pump Club Shirt

This shirt added 30 lbs to my deadlift PR

Pump Club Shirt

My sleep apnea has never been more on display than when I’m wearing this shirt

Pump Club Shirt