Equine Pump Cover
Equine Pump Cover
Equine Pump Cover
Equine Pump Cover

Equine Pump Cover

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Regular price$36.99
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100% Cotton

Machine wash cold

Tumble dry low

Retro Pump Cover for New Age Mass

Cover humiliating human limbs until you reach jaw dropping and absurd horse-like girth with this throwback homage to classic HEAVINESS!

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 53 reviews.

Customer video review of Equine Pump Cover

The Bull inspired me to buy this shirt.

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

Wanted to support the good Dr., so I grabbed one of these as well as some other goods. All genuinely top notch, honestly even better than expected. The only request or comment I'd leave in addition to a glowing review is this. To the one and only Dr.Density, may I humbly suggest a variant pump cover for us naturally girthier lads and lasses, for those of us who may not be striated as the equine amongst us. Those of us who heave and heft and hoist all the same but come from the bovine branch of the family, release to us your humble flock a "Bovine by design" pump/plump cover for the bulls amongst us!

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

I bought this for my boyfriend for our anniversary and he loves it!!! It fits perfect and the material feels great :)

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

Love it makes me feel even more thick as frick!

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

It's perfectly enormous, just as a proper pump cover should be.

Customer video review of Equine Pump Cover

Well I bought a thick as Frick shirt the pump cover and I bought it as a pump cover but now I've gained so much that it's just a normal t-shirt so now it's time to grow into this one. I love the fit of them and they are also the only shirts that I have that I can't seem to tear up or destroy

Customer video review of Equine Pump Cover

This pump cover helped me hoist mad heavy loads and achieve a leg pump that even Tom Platz, the King of Legs, would be jealous of. No one is ready for its raw power. This pump cover will help you release that inner horse and achieve thighs and arms the size of redwood trees. Get one before they’re gone.

Customer video review of Equine Pump Cover

Heavy loads hoisted. 10/10 would recommend. Helped me achieve a leg pump that would make even Tom Platz jealous.

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

Makes me feel thick as frick

Fits great! No pencilneckery at all.

Amazing quality material and received quickly!

Great shirt in terms of fit and design! Horns up!

Fits better than I anticipated and it also added 700 lbs to my bench.

Shirt feel and fit is awesome! Even better than anticipated!

Like the design. Shirt is a little boxy. Overall pretty happy with it

Love all your products!

My boyfriend will love it as his Christmas gift, He’s a big fan of the workout vids !

I was surprised with the quality of the shirt. All other shirts may as well be dish rags. Last night, I caught this shirt benching 405 for reps when it thought nobody was looking. Quality - A+ Graphics - A+ Fit - A+ Increased testosterone - A+

Tell the Horse that a colt has blossomed.

Great shirt, very good quality and sick desgin

I'm 5'10" 205 lbs, trying every day to get more jacked, stacked, succulent, and dense... XXL is the perfect oversized "old school bodybuilding" look. XL is relaxed, but not loose. This t is the perfect pump cover. The artful design and inspiration resulting in heaps of weight being added to every lift. You will no longer be relegated to the land of pencil necks. You are strong, horselike, equine!!!!!!!!!

What can I say it’s an amazing quality shirt. Perfect for horsing heavy loads and getting gurthy.

Great quality shirt! The design is awesome and the fabric is thick as frick. My wife is already trying to steal it.

Mindset

Great material quick shipping

Not only is this pump cover more comfortable than any type of shirt i have ever owned in my entire life, it gives you a sense of duty, like putting on your teams jersey, and you know you are going to honor that jersey, no pencilneck workouts will be had with this horsec0ck equestrian wear reinforcing your mindset, honor the shirt, honor the cavalry!

The T-Shirt is great and the shipping to Germany worked flawlessly!

Great fit, great material love the Buges!

Maximal mass

great quality as always print looks fantastic and the size was exactly what i ordered

Shirt is awesome. I cant wait to horse some tremendous steel in it.

HORSE LEGS

As always the material as well as designs are superb.

High quality material that feels and looks great! I just love the design! Hopefully it will last me a long time.

Great quality shirt, from the material to the designs. Worth every penny. Ready to heave some hefty loads!

This pump cover is at least as comfortable as the original TAF pump covers, but the graphic is so nice to look at and the printing is even more durable than before. It IS a mindset!

If you’re not a scrawny, toothpick-armed, meek minded twerp, Bugenhagen XL and up pump covers will be the only thing you let touch your skin until you pass from this earth.

Amazing. Shirt from the heavens

Very good quality, good material and it fits perfectly. Looks and feels exactly as advertised, 10/10 shirt

Love it!!!

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 53 reviews.

Customer video review of Equine Pump Cover

The Bull inspired me to buy this shirt.

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

Wanted to support the good Dr., so I grabbed one of these as well as some other goods. All genuinely top notch, honestly even better than expected. The only request or comment I'd leave in addition to a glowing review is this. To the one and only Dr.Density, may I humbly suggest a variant pump cover for us naturally girthier lads and lasses, for those of us who may not be striated as the equine amongst us. Those of us who heave and heft and hoist all the same but come from the bovine branch of the family, release to us your humble flock a "Bovine by design" pump/plump cover for the bulls amongst us!

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

I bought this for my boyfriend for our anniversary and he loves it!!! It fits perfect and the material feels great :)

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

Love it makes me feel even more thick as frick!

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

It's perfectly enormous, just as a proper pump cover should be.

Customer video review of Equine Pump Cover

Well I bought a thick as Frick shirt the pump cover and I bought it as a pump cover but now I've gained so much that it's just a normal t-shirt so now it's time to grow into this one. I love the fit of them and they are also the only shirts that I have that I can't seem to tear up or destroy

Customer video review of Equine Pump Cover

This pump cover helped me hoist mad heavy loads and achieve a leg pump that even Tom Platz, the King of Legs, would be jealous of. No one is ready for its raw power. This pump cover will help you release that inner horse and achieve thighs and arms the size of redwood trees. Get one before they’re gone.

Customer video review of Equine Pump Cover

Heavy loads hoisted. 10/10 would recommend. Helped me achieve a leg pump that would make even Tom Platz jealous.

Customer photo review of Equine Pump Cover

Makes me feel thick as frick

Fits great! No pencilneckery at all.

Amazing quality material and received quickly!

Great shirt in terms of fit and design! Horns up!

Fits better than I anticipated and it also added 700 lbs to my bench.

Shirt feel and fit is awesome! Even better than anticipated!

Like the design. Shirt is a little boxy. Overall pretty happy with it

Love all your products!

My boyfriend will love it as his Christmas gift, He’s a big fan of the workout vids !

I was surprised with the quality of the shirt. All other shirts may as well be dish rags. Last night, I caught this shirt benching 405 for reps when it thought nobody was looking. Quality - A+ Graphics - A+ Fit - A+ Increased testosterone - A+

Tell the Horse that a colt has blossomed.

Great shirt, very good quality and sick desgin

I'm 5'10" 205 lbs, trying every day to get more jacked, stacked, succulent, and dense... XXL is the perfect oversized "old school bodybuilding" look. XL is relaxed, but not loose. This t is the perfect pump cover. The artful design and inspiration resulting in heaps of weight being added to every lift. You will no longer be relegated to the land of pencil necks. You are strong, horselike, equine!!!!!!!!!

What can I say it’s an amazing quality shirt. Perfect for horsing heavy loads and getting gurthy.

Great quality shirt! The design is awesome and the fabric is thick as frick. My wife is already trying to steal it.

Mindset

Great material quick shipping

Not only is this pump cover more comfortable than any type of shirt i have ever owned in my entire life, it gives you a sense of duty, like putting on your teams jersey, and you know you are going to honor that jersey, no pencilneck workouts will be had with this horsec0ck equestrian wear reinforcing your mindset, honor the shirt, honor the cavalry!

The T-Shirt is great and the shipping to Germany worked flawlessly!

Great fit, great material love the Buges!

Maximal mass

great quality as always print looks fantastic and the size was exactly what i ordered

Shirt is awesome. I cant wait to horse some tremendous steel in it.

HORSE LEGS

As always the material as well as designs are superb.

High quality material that feels and looks great! I just love the design! Hopefully it will last me a long time.

Great quality shirt, from the material to the designs. Worth every penny. Ready to heave some hefty loads!

This pump cover is at least as comfortable as the original TAF pump covers, but the graphic is so nice to look at and the printing is even more durable than before. It IS a mindset!

If you’re not a scrawny, toothpick-armed, meek minded twerp, Bugenhagen XL and up pump covers will be the only thing you let touch your skin until you pass from this earth.

Amazing. Shirt from the heavens

Very good quality, good material and it fits perfectly. Looks and feels exactly as advertised, 10/10 shirt

Love it!!!