Eric Bugenhagen aka Bugez Von Hagen aka Rick Boogs aka Dik Del Hagen aka Rick the Stick has endured endless cerebral anguish to conceive a shirt that optimally allows one to display their superior and immaculate density. After endless torment, it hit The Stick like a ton of frickin bricks! Behold, the perfect fitting tank top with the most quintessential artistry exhibiting peak freak big kahuna horse cockery…the TOP CHOOK!
Eric Bugenhagen aka Bugez Von Hagen aka Rick Boogs aka Dik Del Hagen aka Rick the Stick has endured endless cerebral anguish to conceive a shirt that optimally allows one to display their superior and immaculate density. After endless torment, it hit The Stick like a ton of frickin bricks! Behold, the perfect fitting tank top with the most quintessential artistry exhibiting peak freak big kahuna horse cockery…the TOP CHOOK!
Eric Bugenhagen aka Bugez Von Hagen aka Rick Boogs aka Dik Del Hagen aka Rick the Stick has endured endless cerebral anguish to conceive a shirt that optimally allows one to display their superior and immaculate density. After endless torment, it hit The Stick like a ton of frickin bricks! Behold, the perfect fitting tank top with the most quintessential artistry exhibiting peak freak big kahuna horse cockery…the TOP CHOOK!
Eric Bugenhagen aka Bugez Von Hagen aka Rick Boogs aka Dik Del Hagen aka Rick the Stick has endured endless cerebral anguish to conceive a shirt that optimally allows one to display their superior and immaculate density. After endless torment, it hit The Stick like a ton of frickin bricks! Behold, the perfect fitting tank top with the most quintessential artistry exhibiting peak freak big kahuna horse cockery…the TOP CHOOK!
Eric Bugenhagen aka Bugez Von Hagen aka Rick Boogs aka Dik Del Hagen aka Rick the Stick has endured endless cerebral anguish to conceive a shirt that optimally allows one to display their superior and immaculate density. After endless torment, it hit The Stick like a ton of frickin bricks! Behold, the perfect fitting tank top with the most quintessential artistry exhibiting peak freak big kahuna horse cockery…the TOP CHOOK!
Eric Bugenhagen aka Bugez Von Hagen aka Rick Boogs aka Dik Del Hagen aka Rick the Stick has endured endless cerebral anguish to conceive a shirt that optimally allows one to display their superior and immaculate density. After endless torment, it hit The Stick like a ton of frickin bricks! Behold, the perfect fitting tank top with the most quintessential artistry exhibiting peak freak big kahuna horse cockery…the TOP CHOOK!

Top Chook Tank

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Cotton Polyester Blend

Machine Wash Cold

Do Not Tumble Dry

Dr Density (aka Eric Bugenhagen aka Rick de la Stick aka Sticky Ricky aka Rick Boogs aka Poison Von Hagen) has spent countless hours in the Rat’s Nest to hone in on the mindset and create the perfect garment to display superior and immaculate density with this limited edition TOP CHOOK tank top. This unparalleled design features a voluminous chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) that possesses unrivaled power and jaw dropping mass causing the lesser pencil neck chicken to simply stare in amazement as they gawk at the cock of the walk. This design will only be sold once so buy now while supplies last.

Become a TOP CHOOK

For over a decade, Eric Bugenhagen has spent countless hours researching the perfect terminology to encapsulate one who possesses THE MINDSET. Is he the head honcho…perhaps. Is he the top of the totem pole…possibly. But these terms still fall short when capturing the true essence of, dare I say an “alpha” apex specimen. The term alpha is overused, played out, and has become used by the skinniest of pencil necks. After a copious amount of years spent on the unmatched and almighty Webster’s dictionary, Bugenhagen discovered THE TOP CHOOK! Wearing this merchandise announces to the world that you are UNEQUIVOCALLY LARGER than the rest of the brood and can assert your dominance with ease. There can only be one…TOP CHOOK