Eric Bugenhagen aka Sticky Ricky aka Delicious Del Hagen aka the Bugez has painstakingly spent thousands of hours creating the perfect design to display bulbous pumps, striated density, swollen engorged hardness and jaw dropping girth with this grotesquely muscled horse cock freak beast, which by simply wearing, nonverbally screams from the rooftop “I am…THICK as FRICK!”

Limited Edition Thick As Frick Shirt

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Cotton Polyester Blend

Machine Wash Cold

Do Not Tumble Dry

Eric Bugenhagen aka Sticky Ricky aka Delicious Del Hagen aka the Bugez has painstakingly spent thousands of hours creating the perfect design to display bulbous pumps, striated density, swollen engorged hardness and jaw dropping girth with this grotesquely muscled horse cock freak beast, which by simply wearing, nonverbally screams from the rooftop “I am…THICK as FRICK!”

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Look Thick as Frick

In the year 2024, Eric Bugenhagen formerly known as Rick Boogs, now known as Professor Mass launches his first ever official merchandise. When interviewed by the media, Bugenhagen states “This isn’t just a catchy name for an article of clothing. It’s a statement! A proclamation! A decree! This shirt announces to the world that not only are you hungry to hoist boisterous loads, you’re here to get succulent and dense, bulbous and rotund, jacked, stacked, and downright THICK AS FRICK!”