Carry your horsecockery everywhere with the Thick as Frick keychain!
First things FIRST…these keychains come with a BLUE PLASTIC PROTECTION WRAP ensuring your Thick as FRICK horsecock comes clean and pristine. Simply peel that layer of protection off and go forth into the world with your new BADGE OF DOMINANCE! You never go anywhere without your keys, which is exactly why the Thick as Frick horsecock keychain is the ULTIMATE tool for the mindset. “HOW SO?!”pencilnecks cry out. Because every time you glance at your keys, you’ll be reminded that the greatest joy in life is to be THICK AS FRICK. It represents a bold and ROBUST statement of anti-pencilneck shittery, immense acts of TOP CHOOKERY, and owning exactly who you are…a thick as frick HORSECOCK. So attach this keychain to your keys, bag, or wallet and let the world know you ain’t no Johnny Pencilneck before you even walk in the room.