Thick as Frick

In the year 2024, Eric Bugenhagen formerly known as Rick Boogs , now known as Professor Mass launches his first ever official merchandise. When interviewed by the media, Bugenhagen states “This isn’t just a catchy name for an article of clothing. It’s a statement! A proclamation! A decree! This shirt announces to the world that not only are you hungry to hoist boisterous loads, you’re here to get succulent and dense, bulbous and rotund, jacked, stacked, and downright THICK AS FRICK!”