New Horse Force Pump Cover
The shirt says it all! Parental Advisory..this horsecock is THICK AS FRICK and has pledged allegiance to acts of EXTREME horsecockery! Join the HORSE FORCE or get the FRICK out!
Pump Club Shirt
Eric Bugenhagen aka Mr Sizzle went back to the drawing board to reinvent the Thick as Frick imagery. While the original horsecock design was nearly flawless, it missed out on one very important element…the utter domination of pencil necks!
Equine Pump Cover
According to the prestigious and world renowned Webster’s Dictionary, equine is defined as “of, relating to, or resembling a horse or the horse family.”Although this pump cover is designed to fit the torso and limbs particular to one of human nature, it proclaims that you ARE NOT content being of this, typically, pencilnecked species! Rather, you are laying the groundwork to LEAVE HUMANITY and become EQUINE! But one just doesn’t become a freak horse specimen…it requires tremendous grit, fortitude, cojones, and unmatchable gusto. Does one become equine by mere accident? Absolutely not! One becomes EQUINE BY DESIGN!
Cover Your Pump
If you thought a pump cover was a good way to cover up pencilneck flaccidness, you ain’t seen nothing yet! Behold, the THICK heavyweight long sleeve that’ll hide every flaccid appendage of your trunk until you’re ready to expose your bulbous, thick, and engorged, nitric oxide through the wazoo, jaw dropping pump!