{"product_id":"horsinator","title":"Horsinator","description":"\u003cp xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe Terminator is arguably the most iconic movie of all time. Rightfully so as Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a cyborg that’s programmed to track down and TERMINATE Sarah Connor…he feels no fear, no pity, and no remorse. He is virtually INDESTRUCTIBLE unless his internal power source is damaged. Likewise, THE HORSINATOR, played by Arnold Horsenegger, is no cyborg…rather, a horse and a half…programmed to hoist heft and heave the largest loads imaginable. He also feels no fear, no pity, and no remorse for the weights he horsecocks into oblivion. Much like The Terminator, he is also virtually indestructible unless his internal power source..aka his MINDSET, becomes pencilnecked. This shirt is symbolic of what we must all strive to be. Don’t be a pencilneck…Be THE HORSINATOR!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Thick as Frick","offers":[{"title":"Medium","offer_id":67795545555101,"sku":"HRSNTR-BLK-M","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":67795545850013,"sku":"HRSNTR-BLK-L","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra large","offer_id":67795546144925,"sku":"HRSNTR-BLK-XL","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double extra large","offer_id":67795546439837,"sku":"HRSNTR-BLK-XXL","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/6353\/1421\/files\/Horsinator1_1.jpg?v=1794007114","url":"https:\/\/thickasfrick.com\/products\/horsinator","provider":"Thick as Frick","version":"1.0","type":"link"}